10 Things I Would Gladly Be Thankful For!

November has long been known to be the month of thanksgiving, both literally and figuratively; a time when people are ready dig deep within themselves, to pull out the gratitude that they’ve overlooked all year.   It’s a noble endeavor—I guess.  Or, maybe it’s just a way for some of us to feel less like jerks and more like decent human beings.   Whatever the reason, I’ve made the decision to be apart of the fun– first, as a show of solidarity with my fellow women and men, but most importantly, because I thought it would be fun to list legitimate things for which I’d like to give thanks.   

Here are my Top 10:  

  1. The Death of the Bathroom Selfie! Just Why? Why do legions of people, year after year, ruin perfectly great pictures with a bathroom!  What happens in the bathroom?  Exactly! It’s that visual, that knowledge, that aura that seeps through the image and into the minds of innocent viewers like me, who’re simply trying to scroll through our timelines in peace– to see something funny, or maybe beautiful perhaps, without the addition of a bathroom stall!
  2. The End of Headphone Interruptions.  Again, why?  What is so important that you must talk to me, or ask me a question when I have my headphones on?  Did you not get the memo, or forget your contacts? How is it possible to not see the gadgets protruding from my ears?  I think I can safely speak for earphone wearers all over the world when I say this: headphones on, or in ears means “I’m listening to music and don’t want to conversate (I know that isn’t a word)!  At any rate, however, if you still must disturb me, it better be for someone’s broken bone!pexels-photo-813940
  3. The Dismantling of The Grammar Police!  Because many people are unaware, I think I’ll share this here:  Social Media IS NOT school, or college, university, the workplace, or anything of the like!  Mrs. Funklemieser, our third grade grammar teacher, has long since retired, so consequently, the Grammar Patrol should follow suit.  Now, don’t get it wrong, we’re all proud that you all can correctly decipher between, “sorry for your loss”, not “lost”, and that you know when to properly use the words there and their, and lose and loose.  Other than that, however, are your services really needed?  I’m going to go out on a limb and say the answer is probably not!   pexels-photo-944743
  4. The Disappearance of Chain Messages and People who Send Them!  Like, really, you don’t think I have enough useless information thrown at me in a day that I need you to add Toothless Sally’s Gospel Fail video to my inbox?  Or, a generic “I think you’re the greatest” GIF that reads, “Forward to ten other women and then back to me if you think I’m great too!”  Well, I’m sorry, but I can’t; I have something that normal adults like to call, priorities, which don’t include forwarding random messages just because a dancing GIF tell me to!
  5. The Absence of Sweaty Workout Photos!  You’re getting in shape and I love it—your progress is phenomenal; Your transformation—inspiring!  Still, I don’t want to see your sweat—no one does!  Okay, maybe that’s an exaggeration, some people do, but to many of us it’s gross and to others, well,  it’s just fat shaming in disguise.  How about pictures of your new body in say, regular clothes, after you’ve showered and gotten dressed—now, I’m sure all of us would be fascinated by that!
  6. Potato Chip Bags Not Filled with Air!  Now this phenomenon is getting ridiculous:  At first, chip manufacturers were only putting air in the top of bags filled with mostly chips.  Today, however, chip bags are filled with almost equal parts air and chips! If this trend continues, the chips themselves will eventually just be air! pexels-photo-479620
  7. Dollar Menus That Don’t Lie!  Okay, I realize the the value of a dollar is decreasing, but, I’m still going to need the majority of the items on any dollar menu to actually be a dollar!  A quarter, a dime, a nickel, or even a penny more cheapens the sanctity of the dollar menu and tarnishes it’s good, cheap, name.
  8. No Calls or Knocks on my Door!  You could very well have the deal, service, or message of a lifetime, however, if your attempt to make me aware of it requires that you to knock on my door, or call me, when I don’t know you or when you weren’t invited—I don’t like you, nor do I care about your deal!  Now, if you’re thinking that this attitude will possibly make me miss out on something great one day, like a year of cheap cable or the saving of my soul (by the proselytizers), I’ll wholeheartedly agree.  Still, if it means keeping my sanity and preserving my privacy, I’m willing to take the chance!
  9. The Reversal of Made-up Holidays.  Sure, it was cute when they added Grandparents Day to the roster and even National Teachers Day!  Two very important groups within our society that deserve to be celebrated and recognized, but of course, after that, no one wanted to be left out.  Now, there’s Siblings Day (April 10), Postal Workers Day (July 1), Aunt and Uncles Day (July 26) and Best Friends Day (June 8) in the line up.  And even that wasn’t good enough because the animals felt left out.  So what did we do?  We added National Love Your Pet Day (February 22) and good ol’ Groundhog Day (February 2,) to the mix.   But, then that omitted the things;  so we came up with National Hat Day and Coffee Day (January 15, September 29), just to make us more insane.  pexels-photo-1303081
  10. The Day We All Have World Peace! This might be the last item on my Thankful List, but it’s definitely the most important of all.  If the world were filled with more love and people actually who actually got along, I’d be able to overlook  headphone interruptions and unsolicited knocks on my door.  Hell, I might even accept those silly air chips!  That might be wishful thinking I assume, but who says wishing is bad?   Until then, I’ll just stand by my first nine things and be thankful when they come!

 What are some things you will be Thankful for when they finally come to pass?  Let us know in the comments below!  

25 Replies to “10 Things I Would Gladly Be Thankful For!”

  1. hahaha yes! Death to bathroom selfies!! Oh my goodness. Along with chain letters, I really can’t believe people still send those. I never resend them and I have had a beautiful, uncursed life. haha

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  2. I haven’t experienced some of these yet. I don’t eat potato chips and I been eating more food with veggies recently.

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  3. I agree with so many of these! The headphones one especially. Forget earbuds, I started getting the biggest headphones I can find and that will usually do the trick!

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  4. Haha this was so much fun to read, I found myself nodding along in agreement and laughing at several points! A really clever twist on the usual “things I’m thankful” post! Amen to the potato chip bags full of air and lying dollar menus lol!

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  5. I’m not much of a bathroom selfie guy but I’ve seen some people that take kick-ass selfies!

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  6. I so agree with the crips bags without air! But I don’t agree on the grammar police one. I know you’re not in school online but it’s not that hard to write properly…

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  7. Oh man you are so funny! The only thing I can think of is when people talk to me on an airplane when I clearly just want to listen to my music haha

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  8. Hahaha. I am dying. The bathroom selfies is hilarious. And talk about that long chain messages to send to 10 people in order to be blessed. No thank you, I have been blessed

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  9. Nice post and honestly, I am just smiling while reading this article most especially about the death of a bathroom selfie, hahaha!

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  10. Lol, This really made my day. I found bathroom selfies funny and intriguing. Who needs that kind of selfie, unless you have that golden toilet haha.

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  11. Honestly, I hate bathroom selfies lol, I found it so weird. Why people need to this if they can take a selfie in their laundry area. hah

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  12. I enjoyed reading your post! And yes! I too hate bathroom/gym selfies.

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  13. This post literally made me laugh out loud. Thank you for putting it all out there for us, especially the bathroom selfie 🙂

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  14. I actually got a chain message the other day. The one with “put 10 dollars in my paypal account and you will receive 10 times more”. Yeah right! Some people would believe anything

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  15. I agree whole heartedly with #10 The Day We All Have World Peace! I would be very happy to celebrate that! I have to admit that I went to my local Dunkin Donuts for the free donut on Donut day–but hey–I love their donuts. Most of the other days I just ignore–and as for the grammar–well I seem to be able to correct it in my head as I read along without complaining about it!!

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  16. I am so thankful that no one calls or knocked at my door after 9 in the evening and I am so happy for that.

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  17. Guilty of being the Grammar Police. I don’t post any corrections though. I have to keep scrolling of it makes me go crazy though. I do wonder about who sends those chain mail messages though. I think it’s a certain generation that keeps it going.

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  18. Ah I love this so much 😀 Thank you for putting a big smile on my face, and I agree with you completely! Have a great weekend.

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  19. this totally made my day haha! I feel guilty for the bathroom selfie as I did a couple of this haha.

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  20. Ahahahah. This is the best post ever! I concur with the need for the demise of the bathroom selfie. There is nothing attractive about a photo of yourself with a stall or a toilet in the background.

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